Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Holy Batmobile, Batman!" whimpered the piano playing bisexual budgie as the tripe-fondling construction worker violated her straining elbows and forced his surgically altered joy stick into her banana stuffed throat.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)