Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
You are the 1456771th thing, which looks closely at this site.
"Not that!" yelled the gorgeous construction worker as the three-legged black-power advocate ravished her rosey fried eggs and inserted his rapidly dwindling meat loaf into her dusty butterbox.
05:31:04 up 1083 days, 12:49, 0 users, load average: 0.12, 0.14, 0.14
The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)